Friday, December 2, 2011

Nightwish actually released a new album that people are buying and shit



I just wanted to let our readers know that there are still people out there who are actually buying Nightwish albums. There are adults who will actually purchase the above album. There are people who think that Nightwish is a real band that actually makes art that is deserving of a real, honest appraisal.

No, I didn't listen to the song I attached above because I DON'T FUCKING NEED TO.

9 comments:

  1. "imaginaerium?" for real? it sounds like a children's museum, which, in a way, it is... what i always wonder is how adults who presumably listen to SOME actual music can devote their careers to bands like this without feeling absolutely worthless. and yeah, nightwish might be making money, but the vast majority of bands in this vein aren't exactly stacking paper.

    also....i'm actually listening to it... this chick's voice is so weak!

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  2. Rasmus from DenmarkDecember 2, 2011 at 3:20 AM

    Oh shit! I listened to this song, and my advice to everybody out there is DON'T! This is the lamest crap I've ever had the intense displeasure of wasting my time listening to. It reminds me of ABBA, only much weaker. A world in which people actually purchase 'music' of this kind is not a good place. Fuck, Nightwish makes Avril Lavigne sound like Bolt Thrower. Thanks for irrefutably proving that this band sucks the farts out of dead hamsters in hell.

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  3. Ugggggggghhhhh oh god, my morbid curiosity was able to take me about me about 45 seconds into the song

    -W.F.

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  4. I still like the band, but I like everything from True Art like Immolation to Vulvectomy, so... Yeah. Proud flower metal fan.

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  5. The worst part is that this album isn't even called something semi-sensible, like Imaginarium. No, they royally fucked up the spelling and called it Imaginaerum, which is not only a dumb fake word, but is also nearly unpronounceable by anyone without a dick in their mouth. Even the singer bitch clearly says "imaginarium" in the song. Fucking Nightwish!

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  6. Yeah, it's pretty shit. I plan on reviewing it when I can actually listen to it all the way through.

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  7. Damn... They should rename themselves: "Wishful Thinking" -- their music is like hard rock disney stuff... That's the best way I could possibly describe it. They fell low, low, low, in terms of quality after they kicked Tarja out. Oh well...

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  8. the funny thing is nightwish could be replaced with any band noktorn likes. "grow adults going out to buy the new emmure/raped by pigs/cannibal corpse? lol"

    ... and shit. or whatever. and stuff. *swoops black bangs awkwardly*

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